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Bedtime Stories for Grown-ups: Ranger of the Sea, written by and illustrated by Cait Gordon

Once upon a sea, there was a mermaid-siren named Abigail Dowser, who protected the waters from heartless poachers. Only, she didn’t lure them by singing, for she did not speak using vocal chords, but through gestures and movement. This proved more than effective until one day, when a lone survivor of whale hunters washes upon an islet, and Abigail finds herself at a loss about what to do with him.

This is the first of the Bedtime Stories for Grown-ups series, where adults who want to read a little something before bedtime can cozy up and enjoy a complete story in one night.

GENRE: SCIENCE FICTION, HUMOUR

FORMAT: E-BOOK AND PAPERBACK

PAGES: TBH, NOVEL

RELEASE DATE: SUMMER OF 2022

The Groovy and Way Out Misadventures of Captain Catt Roan, by Cait Gordon

After another night of undiluted debauchery at the Dabnis Casino on Xyfyr-10, Captain Catt Roan wakes up with the mother of all hangovers to discover her bot Norm has taken them far away to the matriarchal moon of Antosha. Visitors aren’t welcome there except during a small window each year. And that window’s definitely closed. Flogg.

Little does she know a runaway princess will soon be crossing her path, adding a kidnapping charge to Catt’s ever-growing interplanetary rap sheet. Floggity-flogg.

Meanwhile, ruthless Sendryk warrior Lady Jiv Dall continues to delight in tormenting the survivors of the twin planets Zorton and Zobitall, where Catt’s father and lover have no idea that one of their own had escaped the coup ten years ago.

All seems terrifically hopeless until a drifting space pod offers an unexpected surprise… and it’s groovy, baby.